Yes, I really am
this bad at drawing.

And coding.

Warning
unstable web design

Worried alien with long arms holding the block up

See the desktop version of this site in all its animated glory!

This is the kind of website that would normally have a photo and a short bio, isn’t it?

This is what I look like from space

Click on the globe or the button to zoom in 250,000 miles to see where I live.

Honestly, I feel like that would have looked a lot more slick if I knew how to do it in Google Earth.

Often ignored, Radiographers are one of my key audience demographics.

This is me – I’m easily recognised as I’m told that my parietal bones are particularly smooth.

Can you believe that I haven’t received a Dribbble invite yet?

OK, last one – this is what I will look like when I have been sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit, and I promptly escape from a maximum security stockade... by posting myself home.

I'm getting a bit claustrophobic in here so please let me out...

Ouch, shit!

Why would you do that?

I was pointing to the box-cutter at the bottom of the page

What kind of a maniac cuts open a box with a big knife like that when they know there’s a person inside?

Okay fine.

Obligatory photo of me and the family.

I don't know whose family they are.

They just asked me to take this selfie as I have longer arms.

I bet you feel even worse now I’m not just a faceless person in a box?

The least you can do is explain yourself to my bereaved family:

New message

From: Stabby@McStab.com

To: Ben's wife and children

Subject: The reason why I stabbed your husband/dad

I’m really sorry that I carelessly/maliciously stabbed Ben. He seems like a great guy and should never have done time for that fraud misunderstanding. The money was just resting in his account.

The reason I stabbed him was

Sorry for your loss.

Well, that was funawkward.